Welcome
Good evening, traveler! Welcome to the Inn. How may I assist you on this fine night? We have cozy rooms available for weary travelers like yourself. You won't be disappointed, I assure you. Your room key will be ready shortly. Feel free to make yourself comfortable. If you are wanting to look around while you wait, the map on the left will help you navigate the area. Just watch the steps on your way to the rooms, the family pet is quite prone to sleeping on the stairs.
We had an incident a few weeks back. Terrible accident, somehow the poor old thing got his tail singed. No idea how that happened. Oh and stay away from the petunias. The Mrs will kill me if anyone touches them. Trust me, you do not want to be on her bad side. Anyways traveler, I bid thee farewell as I have to go fix the lights in the vet lounge. It is our pleasure to serve, dear traveler. May your stay be restful and your adventures fruitful. If you need anything else, you need only ask.
Words of Wisdom